Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

This best man should be fired from life.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

A man falls unexpectedly; another man expectedly posts it on the internet.

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

He may think this banana proves God exists but this video only proves he enjoys the company of other men.

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.