For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Jamie Kennedy has done it again. And this time, he's breakdancing.

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

A fabulous live-action update on an old classic. Now with more fanny pack!!

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

Peter's up to his old antics again, as he stars as a Tetris puzzle piece.