Technically, nine Slip-n-Slide fails and one spectacular success.

No, it's my gun.

I would kill to have access to this Slip-N-Slide.

In this awesome animation.

This has to be fake. Wouldn't people react to an elderly man brandishing a machine gun?

Mario Bros will never fade.

This looks like fun to me.

Martial arts, gun fights, explosions...this movie has it all.

I don't walk my dogs anywhere, that I'd need a machine gun.

These guys have done a bunch of videos. All of which were impressive.

This lady can't move from her bed because her boobs are stuck to the bed. NICE!

Sure beats an above ground pool, that's for sure.

Definitely awesome, probably causes cancer.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

The Army's "Active Denial System" WILL MELT YOUR FACE!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.