David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

She's talking about her best friend.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Be Kind Rewind plans to make amends by reamaking "Good Burger" in the extened edition DVD.

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

So bike racing is kind of like Nascar in spandex, bigger the crash the better.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

Any parody of an Akon song will be better than the original but this parody pwns it.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

It's good to see that the guys at Bungie Studios are cashing their Halo 3 checks to build totally useless and awesome things like their own warthog.