Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

Two boyfriends didn't let oncoming traffic at 65mph stop them from fighting.

2 Girls, 1 Cup, Infinite Reactions.

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

The Koreans may have less talented baseball players than Major League Baseball, but when it comes to a brawl they know how to make it interesting.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

This has two of the internet's favorite genres. "Person smacking face into floor" and "brief shot up the skirt of a pretty girl".