Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

This guy is a great baton twirler, but doesn't he get beat up in the locker room???

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

Zack and Slater duke it out like pansies in one of the gayest fight scenes from early-90s television!

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

Watch R2D2 and C-3P0 act totally gay for each other.

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts

See what happens when two hunky boxers go face to face in the ring – and make out!

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.