Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Either a moron or a death wish.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Either the bus driver needs to accept the ticket or the cop needs to stop trying.

Or patient recovering from wisdom teeth extraction.

Not a great combination.

Not one, but two problems.

Not to advocate violence, but he got what he deserved.

Certainly brave or insane.

Are they trying to help this woman or kill her?

The coolest or the grossest, you decide.

Good reason not to be a selfish driver.

Try to not be noticed.

Not a very good idea.

For this barely wed couple.

Not sure how she does it, but it's certainly mesmerizing.

Not even close, but super cute.

World's greatest or luckiest ball boy.

Tough call.