Who said it'd never happen?

Not that I was going to, but now I know why not.

Next time I even consider deep-frying a turkey, I'm just going to watch these (far more qualified/competent) people fail in their attempt.

They're so insanely cute, it's ridiculous.

Wow, there is someone who has less subtly/tact than I do!!!

Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

Never try to do gymnastics on a bus after eating fried chicken, because your fingers will be slippery.

It had me at "cheese"

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!