This is my fantasy dog. Forget barking during a fire, I don't wanna get my own drinks.

Is determined to get through window.

Sometimes, it's better to leave it...than try and get it out.

Can't quite get a handle on the tree.

It's amazing what people will consume in an effort to get high. Thank God for the media, they're really committed to making sure everyone knows what options are available.

Check out the height this guy is getting.

From helium and goes crazy.

Nowhere near as disgusting as I'd expected.

I wish I knew how this was done, but I'd probably blow off a finger if I tried.

Get a crazy reaction.

This guy really needs to get a higher quality of friend...or common sense.

Gets away with GoPro camera.

Just get off the road.

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

If you don't care enough to get involved, you don't get minor explosions in your crotch.

Chop down a tree to get at the bicycle.

Get you out of cop cars.

This guy doesn't get it.

Creativity should be taken into account, when this guy gets sentenced.

Like a superstar.