Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

Lily Allen was on a British comedy show and told the other guests she has a third nipple – then pulls it out to prove it! Surprisingly SFW!

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!