These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

A giraffe fight is simultaneously adorable, horrifying, and hilarious.

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

Two boyfriends didn't let oncoming traffic at 65mph stop them from fighting.

The Koreans may have less talented baseball players than Major League Baseball, but when it comes to a brawl they know how to make it interesting.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Maybe these girls aren't really fighting, but it looks like they are really trying to slap the hell out of each other. Latent hostility, anyone?

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

A bus driver loses his $#!t and starts beating up a young student. I sure hope that deputy sowed up eventually.

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!