These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

This dog gets more action than you.

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

A giraffe fight is simultaneously adorable, horrifying, and hilarious.

Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.