Or super cool puppet.

It's best to not even try.

Starring Simon's Cat.

This guy is amazing.

Honestly, who hasn't done something like this?

Next time I even consider deep-frying a turkey, I'm just going to watch these (far more qualified/competent) people fail in their attempt.

Joining the ranks of dramatic chipmunk, dramatic lemur, and dramatic cat is dramatic mouse.

Amazing time on the obstacle course.

This guy is our hero. We're totally having him at our wedding.

We wish we were as smart as this baby. We always fall for the wrong "lady."

Stick with cheese for your mouse trap, the chemicals in Doritos turns small mice into Chuck E. Cheese.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Exercising on the Mickey Mouse Club was surprisingly fun to watch. Now I realize why.

Max Tyrie made a Modest Mouse video with 4,133 Kinko's copies and stop-motion photography. The result kicks After-Effects ass.

A farm in Australia was hit with a HUGE plague of mice! It's like the end of the world!!!

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!

Pigeon John doesn’t play any “acoustic” business, but he still came up to our studios and rocked some live hip-hop with his DJ. It’s the kind of stuff that will get your head nodding and your brain smiling…I mean if a brain can smile that is.