Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

What's one less child?

But just a little bit.

Absent parents, have no fear...cats can raise your children.

And create a future serial killer, with this simple Christmas prank.

This is why child actors aren't supposed to go off script.

Seriously, what is going on with these children?

Plays Sweet Child O' Mine.

Here are ten reasons I find the parents and participants of child beauty pageants creepy.

Remember parents, be sure to spay and neuter your children.

You don't often see parents throw out a perfectly good child.

Clearly designed by someone who hates children.

This kid is just so excited about learning to ride a bike.

Captures perfectly a child's fear of parental retaliation.

Amazing cover.

There's a reason, most of these cartoons are not still broadcast. But, I'm shocked by how many children are still raised with these racist stereotypes.

Most children have incredibly unhealthy eating habits. Hopefully this gets through to someone.

This is why you are not supposed to recruit small children for physical pranks.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.