Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

It's a sad day for everybody.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Nothing is funnier than cheerleaders get mowed over by football players.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?

Some sort of broadcasters' dinner. Some sort of half-baked idea about rapping. Hip hop is dead.

If you weren't scared of dolls or puppets before, you freakin' will be after watching just this trailer. From the writers and directors of SAW. Badass!

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

At the end of the episode "Two Bad Neighbors," Homer meets Gerry Ford and the two have just a little TOO much in common. Ford is dead now.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.