You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

Weird but par for the course with this guy.

David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.

"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

Soon we will find some big media conglomerate was behind the genius of Tay all along just like LonelyGirl15 and Marié Digby. We're hoping Larry David is behind it.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

KITT tries to talk some sense into David Hasselhoff. It doesn't really work.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Silversun Pickups have really blown up over last year, what with their single getting heavy national radio play and even making an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. So we were blown away when frontman Brian Aubert said he’d come by the LG Studios to play us some songs. We saw first hand why everyone is talking about this band…one of the best Studio Sessions we have ever had!

Richard Simmons shows David Letterman has steamer. I still can't believe Letterman didn't ask him if it was from Cleveland.

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

David Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly. This has got to be one of the more awkward moments in history.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.