Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Do you find Butt Floss sexy? Some people do, especially these ladies. And they love to show it off!

Watch what happens on the Maury Povich show when a girl who is scared of pickles confronts a plate of -- pickles!

Watch Connie Chung say good by to her television show in a completely awkward way. However, she is looking pretty hot.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

Check out this model that passed out on some reality show. It looks totally staged. What do you think?

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.