Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

 

Baby Wants To Put A Ring On It

Baby Wants To Put A Ring On It

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

 

LOST Babies

LOST Babies

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

 

Baby Rides Puppy Sled

Baby Rides Puppy Sled

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

 

Dirty Hippies Cry Over Dead Trees

Dirty Hippies Cry Over Dead Trees

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

 

10 Best Paternity Reactions Ever

10 Best Paternity Reactions Ever

Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.

 

10 Dudes Who Cry Like Girls

10 Dudes Who Cry Like Girls

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

 

Father of the Year Swings Baby

Father of the Year Swings Baby

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

 
 
 

Beer Drinking Baby

Beer Drinking Baby

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

 

Baby Tossing

Baby Tossing

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

 
 

Lemon Children

Lemon Children

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

 

Thriller Train Dance

Thriller Train Dance

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

 

Baby Pandas Are Curious

Baby Pandas Are Curious

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

 

9th Grade Whore

9th Grade Whore

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

 

ESPN Gets Chili Pepper'd

ESPN Gets Chili Pepper'd

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

 

Ellen's One Weakness

Ellen's One Weakness

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

 

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