Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

Oh how adorkable.

Too much of a good thing.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".