What's more Zen than a momma panda being surprised by the mighty sneeze of a teeny baby panda?

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Will Ferrell can't pay the landlady his rent, so she screams at him. Oh, did I mention she's a baby? Seriously you will crap yourself laughing at this. He can do no wrong.

Mocha is a baby hamster. He's so freakin' adorable that his owner has viddeos of him doing everything, like eating broccoli. Please enjoy.

Great Northern seem to be everywhere lately. Every time I am out at a show here in Los Angeles somebody is inevitably talking about how they saw Great Northern last week and were absolutely blown away. The thing is it’s true. They are great. I was lucky enough to have my own private performance when they came by our studios. This is the first of three songs they did…more to come soon!

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

When Husky Rescue came by the LG Studio we didn't think they'd make us cry with this song. But they did! It is so moving we cried rivers of tears! They're a better Finlandia export than vodka!

This baby will beat you senseless.

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!

We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.