Mixes things up, for guy who takes daily self-portrait.

At least they pulled it off for a few seconds...before the obvious problem occurs.

Roughly the equivalent of 140 regular Kit Kat bars.

Trashes bar.

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

Wow guys, really glad you figured it out, society has truly been advanced by your technological achievements, the Nobel Prize is around the corner.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Karaoke bars are awesome… especially when they're filled with obnoxious Asian women.