Profoundly terrify some hot chick.

Make a surprisingly effective weapon.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

This was staged in Latvia and required the country's entire supply of Diet Coke and most of their Mentos.

Is there a frame rate that doesn't make explosions look cool?

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

Awwww! How adorable. He’s coming down from a coke trip.