Things aren't going so well.

Just because you can't speak, doesn't mean you can't flow.

Performed by a choir of elderly Chinese people.

Kinda steals the show.

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.

And in two languages.

Is practically still a kid.

Crazy or not, you gotta love the enthusiasm.

Ah, there's nothing like a Chinese girl scaring people as they enter a building. Nothing like it at all.

Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!

These ladies should guard the Olympic Torch.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.