And he is shufflin'.

Caught on tape.

In Charlie Chaplin's film "The Circus," a woman in the background looks like she’s on a cell phone.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Hey Charlieeee, wake uuuuup! Yeah, Charlieeeee!

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.