This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Technically, nine Slip-n-Slide fails and one spectacular success.

Time for this guy to find a new job.

Into a win.

Before Kaley Cuoco and Lindsay Lohan, other famous faces (and their parts) have appeared in Playboy. Here are some of the sexiest celebrities to follow in Marilyn's footsteps.

Natural selection has failed.

Just a bad idea from the start.

The remix.

Famous people who killed another person. A few obvious, more recent examples, but some that might surprise you (stick around for number 1.)

But fails at it.

Sooner or later every celebrity stops by Sesame Street. Here are some of our favorite guest stars from the early years.

We all gotta pay the rent, even celebrities. That's probably why so many of them do commercials in Japan.

Everything looks funnier in slow motion.

It never fails, the hottest girls are always the ones you can’t have. Video game characters are no exception. They’re sexy, they’re fine, and they’re unattainable.

No one wants their wedding day to be a fail. When it happens, whether it's a Russian fight or a drunken mother of the bride, it's darn funny.

Attempting to hump a desk should automatically be labeled a fail.

Frickin' hilarious compilation.

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

Having one trucks' brakes fail and run you over is unlucky. When it happens twice, that's just a sign to go home.