Sigh. There is so much wrong here. A man on a bidet, which is intended for women (if he is talking about an enhanced toilet, the kind with an installed butt hose like they have in Turkey, amongst other places, then we're pretty sure it has a different name. Butt hose?). A man who deems this activity worthy of being recorded and shared on You Tube (Yes, we have taken interest but probably not for the intended reasons). And, finally, WHAT is up with this dude's eyes??? They are too big and either they are all pupil or have no pupil. We thought it was some weird effect at first. A symptom of over use of bidets perhaps.

This guy comes home to his window broken and a butt-a** naked man asleep on his couch, and he still has the wherewithal to record the magic moment when he wakes his a** up ( literally).

This video is pretty nuts, perverse, perverted, and funny as hell (and our second post about butts today). Let us give you the description from the original poster: "Angry father gives his underage daughters adult boyfriend an option of either a severe ass kicking or a brutal spanking. He opted for the spanking. That's what you get for "puttin it" to an underage girl."

This video is a tribute to the following line in the Ranting Granny's, well, rant: "...nuclear waste, internet smut/ draw a tattoo upon your butt". Here we have internet smut AND butt tattoos... two birds with one stone. And, by the way, what the f*ck is wrong with today's youth?

Sexy booty dance, or just taking care of an uncomfortable itch? Either way this dog does it with style. I'm not even sure what to say about the human attached to this foot...

Can you feel the rhythm?

In slow motion.

Does something about it.

Ever wonder what goes on behind a woman's back?

Now that I kick butt at Fantasy Football, I find the sport much more interesting.

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.

If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

See what happens when you scratch the forbidden zone.