New Technology To Wipe Your Butt

New Technology To Wipe Your Butt

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

 

Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

 

Pac Man Xmas Tree

Pac Man Xmas Tree

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

 

Doc Brown Lives!

Doc Brown Lives!

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

 

James Brown Dance Lesson

James Brown Dance Lesson

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

 

Purple & Brown

Purple & Brown

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

 

Live at LG: Everclear

Live at LG: Everclear

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

 

James Brown Is A Crackhead

James Brown Is A Crackhead

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

 

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