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They'll be there for you, when Lex Luthor comes to town.

Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

The rumors of a NKOTB reunion have caused many to dial their 1-900 numbah to rembah the time when they were wicked awesome.

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

Be careful what you Google.

Nothing is funnier than cheerleaders get mowed over by football players.

"Skyscraper stumbling" was a common pastime for drunks after they left the speakeasy.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

Putting a refrigerator next to your couch would be too complicated.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.

That's what home movies are for.

This is the most exciting cymbal performance you will ever see, that's not saying much but this guy is awesome.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

Yelling does not make something funny, even when that something is Mormon.

Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.

If every day was Opposite Day.