Mike Bonerati will do any impression to sell you a mattress! Where do these commercials come from??

This woman doesn't need to be clinically insane to think her hair looks bad. But she is, none-the-less.

This person has GOT to be the world's worst driver – not just because she's a woman!

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

This bad ass rides the pipes in his car. And the girlies love him for it.

Best of 2006's fake-bleeped TV clips. Too bad they weren't bleeping Vanessa Minnillo's New Years appearance!

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Audition for worst ninja ever. Stylin'!

You know how bad you felt about Steve Irwin dying? Well prepare to feel a lot worse.

Remember: If there's one constant truth in this world, it's that Windows will always suck.

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.