This bad ass rides the pipes in his car. And the girlies love him for it.

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!

Best of 2006's fake-bleeped TV clips. Too bad they weren't bleeping Vanessa Minnillo's New Years appearance!

All beer commercials are sexy. This one just adds in the angry girlfriend factor.

The Furniture Guy does all his own stunts. And wears a mean leather jacket.

I'm still not sure what this commercial is for. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.

"I learned it from watching Darth Vader, Dad!"

Will Ferrell did a commercial for iPod. I love that guy.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*

Audition for worst ninja ever. Stylin'!

You know how bad you felt about Steve Irwin dying? Well prepare to feel a lot worse.

Remember: If there's one constant truth in this world, it's that Windows will always suck.

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.