The future of downloading porn is HERE, NOW!

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

My mom found my flavored condom stash, and now she can't stop chewin' on Trojans.

Goldenboy have been creating quite a name for themselves in the SoCal area. That’s Southern California for all you people not “in the know.” Their latest record, Underneath The Radio, is out now on Eenie Meenie and hopefully they’ll be in your town soon. Enjoy!

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

There are dozens of national and world disasters going on… but there's only one we're concerned with RIGHT NOW.

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Now everyone will know you think “BOYZ R STUPID” even when the lights are out.

Here's a human reinactment of the old-school video game Pong. Now what about Grand Theft Auto?

The only reason we're posting this Beyonce video is now that she's lost weight, she is super SUPER hot.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!