Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

This informative film reel will teach you everything you need to know about the DOs and DO NOT DOs of Sexual Harassment.

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

And she stabs herself!

The wall on this building is a kinetic sculpture; the cut-out circular portion rotates and revolves freely!

Get this ultimate action figure playset, and play along with your favorite sub-plots from Spiderman 3! Now with more action-packed emotions!

Mando Diao have been a favorite here at LG for some time now. We actually had a bunch of people from the office head out to the Troubadour to see them live last month. Needless to say we were all pretty psyched when the band stopped by for a session, and they didn’t disappoint. Here’s the first of three songs they played from their new record Ode to Ochrasy.

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

SNL spoofs the OC's horrifyingly bad final episode – and actually makes it worth seeing. Featuring "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap, also heard on the Liquid Generation radio show!

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Max Tyrie made a Modest Mouse video with 4,133 Kinko's copies and stop-motion photography. The result kicks After-Effects ass.

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.