This guy is both amazing and hilarious.

Probably the cutest thing you'll see all day.

Here are ten reasons I find the parents and participants of child beauty pageants creepy.

From an American soldier's helmet camera.

One of the saddest things I've seen lately.

I'm not really sure what they're doing, but I can't wait for the U.S. to co-opt it.

It's the cutest dog ever.

Some of these chicks were messed up in some serious stuff.

Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.

Some people are a lot more talented than others. Her vagina should be on American Idol.

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

This is what Europeans picture when they think of the American family.

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

Or does Paula have a Flux Capacitor?

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..