If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

Damn, the 1960s are awesome! They were all about the high boots! (At least this guy was)

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

She's a little bit Avril Lavigne, a little bit Tatu, and 100 percent Lesbian.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

Watch how one of our Sabotages scares the bejesus out of some poor little girl. Yikes!

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

The F.C.C is going a little too far with this censorship thing, dontcha think?