Caught on tape.

How to stop bed-wetting through public humiliation.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.