Okay, this is probably the strangest thing I've ever seen.

I really gotta start hanging out at the mall.

I wish my life was a Bollywood musical.

This is my fantasy dog. Forget barking during a fire, I don't wanna get my own drinks.

Brilliant idea. But only if your girlfriend has a great sense of humor.

Remember parents, be sure to spay and neuter your children.

I don't know if I would have said, I'm good...after a wipe-out like this.

Nowhere near as disgusting as I'd expected.

I wish I knew how this was done, but I'd probably blow off a finger if I tried.

I have no clue what is going on in this video.

I would kill to have access to this Slip-N-Slide.

Great way to work through your issues.

With just a pair of windshield wipers.

I have no idea what this was supposed to accomplish. But a double nutshot and double wedgie combo is unlikely.

I can't believe not one contestant even giggles??!!?

Dang, I'm not even that bad.

Damn, makes me wish I watched soccer. Or football. Or whatever it's called.

Despite the odds being stacked against her, I love the way this woman does everything she can to protect her car.

Sadly, I have heard other people suggest this.

If you don't care enough to get involved, you don't get minor explosions in your crotch.