This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Campaigning to be valedictorian seems a lot like campaigning to be a doctor, all of the glory and none of the work.

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

What is with all the "dominoes with every day items" videos? Is physics hip in 2008?

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

All that glitters is not gold.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?