The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.