Audition for worst ninja ever. Stylin'!

Only the Japanese could have done this for they are the most amazing people on the internets.

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

Probably the most adorable video on the internet. There's something about a kitten playing with a giant dog that makes us all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

If these girls were ever caught by their father dancing like a ho in front of a webcam, they would be sent to the nunnery!

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.

These people are like the Abba of Siberia. So much hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, too.

If we ever learned how to play the piano like this, we would have never quit.

Who knew that such a small piece of gum could do so much good for this world?

Have you ever seen a pair of boobs act this way before in your life?

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?

See pacman shoot heroin. Nothing is more exciting and disturbing!

How ever do you develop such sexy talent?

World of Warcraft has produced more funnies this year than any other game around. Nerds are hilarious!

David Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly. This has got to be one of the more awkward moments in history.

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.