100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.

Next time you're feeling down, pop in this CD and feel like a total loser.

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

Stephen Colbert showed solidarity with Bill O'Reilly by sharing his own on-camera meltdown.

...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

That Spartan armor isn't looking so tough now is it?

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!

Amazing 3D Transformers breakdancing video! It makes your Uncle Chuck's version of "the robot" look like total crap.