We couldn't understand what these crazy Middle Easterners were saying, so we added subtitles!!

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.

"To Catch A Predator" investigates this guy's thang.

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

I wonder how many train conductors get tired of this guy's shtick?

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!

This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Are you going to heaven or hell? Well, Simon Right from the Path of the Savior Church is here to tell you!

Jonny Lives invaded our studio and all we got was this stupid performance. Actually, it was the opposite of stupid. It was awesome. See them play "Outside."

Jonny Lives stopped by the LG Studio and were serious enough for a second to conduct this interview. For that we gave them love & candy.

In this new interactive music game, we ask some of today’s most up-and-coming bands questions, and you have to guess their answers. The Go! Team, Subways, Editors, Dresden Dolls and Husky Rescue are only a sampling of the bands in this edition

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

Celebrities are gross! If you want proof, pick up a tabloid. But sometimes the tabloid pics aren’t real! See if you can guess which of these photos are legit, and which ones are Photoshopped fakes. This is Photoshop Fake-Out!

Nature is full of beautiful color. Ignore it so you can play this stupid game.

This guy knows a good burger when he eats one! Delish!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

This photo was taken by the best photographer ever!