Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

Does insurance cover this?

We've never seen a Goose use the Force like this.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

To blow junk up.

This person is lucky, they're just a moron.

Blows away Australia's 'The Voice' judges.

Considering how complicated the game is. This guys win is that much more impressive.

No problem for this guy.

This guy's got them!

Thanks to Google.

Surprisingly, no one died in this accident.

The force is strong in this one.

Everyone should go see this movie.

Imagine finding this pack on your back porch?!!?

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

This man is amazing.

This woman takes it to the next level.