I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

Some high school students made a video promoting sloths. Then it got weird.

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.

The Broken West are a band from Los Angeles who play a brand of good times power pop. A funny thing happened when they came by the LG Studios for an acoustic session. They transformed into a group that sounded more like The Band, then Cheap Trick. Pretty impressive stuff. Check them out in the LG MusicPlayer as well.

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.

If only this were true, then I could stop fantasizing about Alexis Arquette all the time!

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!

Paul calls Tony a jerk, and then they fight in an elaborately choreographed fight scene. This was done all in stop-motion video.

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After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

You remember this song, but do you remember the video? Of course not. Watch it and then try to get the song out of your head while pounding edd nog shooters with your grampa.