Check out these sorry saps. Just get a thicker skin already will ya?! Every time they're startled or excited (ie: every few seconds) these fellows' muscles tense up and they fall over, "faint", until the tension is released a second later. Talk about a tedious life...

Sigh. There is so much wrong here. A man on a bidet, which is intended for women (if he is talking about an enhanced toilet, the kind with an installed butt hose like they have in Turkey, amongst other places, then we're pretty sure it has a different name. Butt hose?). A man who deems this activity worthy of being recorded and shared on You Tube (Yes, we have taken interest but probably not for the intended reasons). And, finally, WHAT is up with this dude's eyes??? They are too big and either they are all pupil or have no pupil. We thought it was some weird effect at first. A symptom of over use of bidets perhaps.

Meet Teddy Bear (yes, they really named him that) the porcupine, a festive, holiday-loving, talking, corn-on-the-cob FANATIC. Don't get between him and his cob! Listen carefully as he seems to say "Oh Well" after knocking over the glass. What other words can you make out (an aural Rorschach Test) ?

Now this is one wasted lady! Picture the thought process (or lack there of) that ran through her head from the second she spotted the live news report to the moments she appeared on screen and while the reporter was talking about her (that is, if she even noticed!). Props to the news reporter here for not missing a beat.

It cuts off right before his chair starts talking and the psychedelic dance party breaks out...

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???

We've been on a bit of an animal kick here at LG, and while we're talking about monkies, check out this one. He's wishing you a happy weekend!

Talk about luck.

Talking backwards, is it really a talent?

Talk about almost becoming road kill.

Talk about a self-sufficient cat.

Or talking to a baby?

Talk about a trick!

Ever wonder where girls are looking when they're talking to men?