The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

From the test labs of BlendTech comes the videos series "Will it Blend?" We love this crap.

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

He's a "Fathead" fish. His name is Mister Blobby. And we're in love.

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

And Dick still likes to mess around.

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!

Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"

Uhhhhhhh… Where do we sign up???

Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.