I got my nails did! They match my bong now!

I got my nails did! Do the Dew, y'all!

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!

With the winter season creeping up on us, we'd like to warn you what NOT to do when your car gets stuck in the snow.

Reporting crappy news suddenly gets less thankless.

Getting straight answers about your car insurance rates can be very hard. Especially when you have a huge penis.

How do you get phone calls when you're only wearing a towel??

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Doing crystal just got a whole lot cooler!

You should have seen her try to get the bugs off her eyeballs.

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.

I wonder how many train conductors get tired of this guy's shtick?

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Jonny Lives invaded our studio and all we got was this stupid performance. Actually, it was the opposite of stupid. It was awesome. See them play "Outside."

Don’t you ever try to cheat on Yolanda. She will get revenge.

The mascot gets into the action! Oh my!