In honor of today's date, enjoy our list of conservative and Republican pot smokers.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

In theaters 10-17-08. A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush. Directored by Oliver Stone

Fred and Sharon do movies.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Britney's too big for her britches! Er, um, blouse.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

I'd be angry too if I looked that old and haggish. Gross.

Finally an excuse to be stoned at the movie theatre! The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie is coming out!

Come on, Sharon! We know you did this for attention!

Amazing video of every part of a car, working harmoniously together. Best watched when stoned!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!