Watching stormtroopers perform the Star Wars theme song has always been a fantasy of mine. Finally, some 3D artist has made this fantasy a reality.

These goats have a gene that makes them "faint." They're totally the nancies of the farm!

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. And then you get laid like a rock star. Not really.

The "Smell Gibson (Bravefart Edition)" buttplug is sure to thrill, and makes a great Chanukah gift as well!

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!

Her butt has my vote!

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

Richard Simmons shows David Letterman has steamer. I still can't believe Letterman didn't ask him if it was from Cleveland.

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

Makes a great snack, morning noon and night.

We give you ten pictures and you have to match them up to create five different band names. Let's see if you got what it takes to Pict-OBand!

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!

Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!