These pill pillows are made to look like anti-depressants! Ingenious!

A British man, as a non-threatening hooligan-type, explains what "Uban Sprinting" is. Watch him terrorize the mall!!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.

Richard Simmons shows David Letterman has steamer. I still can't believe Letterman didn't ask him if it was from Cleveland.

Be careful when photocopying at work! And always wear panties.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

Oh Petra. We just like lookin' atcha.

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)