This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Dita's hot – and can reportedly get her waist down to 16" in a corset.

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.