Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

They apparently only care about beer.

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

This is what it takes to make a Japanese person want to eat a Big Mac.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.